People are funny; they want the front of the bus,

the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.

So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete:

thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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I don't know why some people change churches;

what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who are singing"Standing on the Promises"

are just sitting on the premises!

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Be ye fishers of men.

You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!